Valkyrie, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but your friend is most likely dead.” “Of course he’s dead. He’s a skeleton.

We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant

Doors are for people with no imagination.

I love you all, even those I don’t particularly like. That’s you, Beryl.

I'm sophisticated, charming, suave, and debonair, Professor. But I have never claimed to be civilized.

Kindness suits you." "Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it.

The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven." "Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil

Well, for future reference, this is my serious face.

Plans are invitation to disappointment.

I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.

Are you sulking?” “Me? No. I don’t sulk.” “You sound like you’re sulking.” “I’m just waiting for the violent urges to subside.

Life is a dream. I awake it is a reality.

The living word of God is the light for my path.

People's perception is their reality. That is their truth.

Maybe I'm naively romantic, but I do believe that spice and excitement doesn't stop once a couple gets together.

I've never needed government to hold my hand.

Nothing succeeds so well as success.

My technique, starting with a quick outline in pencil, is designed to record first impressions, with no time for second thoughts.

I made all their videos, apart from the last two, so if you ever see an Abba video on TV then it’s my stuff.

In this scene, I'm talking about how much I don't like cookies.... I'm sayin', 'Listen, guys. Have you read the book? We're not supposed to be eating.'

Nobody writes a book to get rich. It's like speaking.