Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

Obviously, the highest type of efficiency is that which can utilize existing material to the best advantage.

In the Middle East, it is clear that peace will never be reached without solving the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. A two-state solution must be found and enforced.

You will not solve global climate change by hitting the delete button.

Every time Washington regulators pass down another heavy-handed rule or levy another hefty fine, Colorado loses potential jobs, revenue, and economic security.

That is a terrible plan." "Hiccup's plans are always t-terrible." "Hey! You're still here, aren't you?

After all, game shows are not like working in a coal mine.

Your body is your temple, it's your home, and you must decorate it.

When you've played a long rally and you lost it, it does hurt.

Who wants to know that the person you love and need the most can just vanish forever

To make money in New York, you have to add gigs when starting out, so while I was acting quite a bit, I would do modeling.