Vanity dies hard, in some obstinate cases it outlives the man.

I don't ridicule religion, it ridicules itself.

Your life is what happens when you're busy trying to become unbusy.

If you have enough people sitting around telling you you're wonderful, then you start believing you're fabulous, then someone tells you you stink and you believe that too!

Men blush less for their crimes than for their weaknesses and vanity. [Fr., Les hommes rougissent moins de leur crimes que de leurs faiblesses et de leur vanite.]

When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth.

I write to give myself strength.

Let the misanthrope shun men and abjure; the most are rather lovable than hateful.

Lemons clean everything. It's the greatest disinfectant.

We cannot depend on change, but we can depend on surprise. However, we cannot always depend on surprise either. This keeps us on our toes.

I think what I want Disneyland to be most of all is a happy place...