Vanity, thy name is vampire.

You predicted quick victory. Now it’s going to get hopelessly complicated. Jesus, don’t you know any better than that by now?

You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me.

Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity.

Molly was arrested. Possession.” I blinked at him. “She was possessed?

I don't care about whose DNA has recombined with whose. When everything goes to hell, the people who stand by you without flinching--they are your family.

Children have their own kind of power. When you're teaching them, protecting them, you are more than you thought you could be. More understanding, more patient, more capable, more wise.

I had about as much chance to do that as I did of backpacking my car to the top of Mount Rushmore.

You don't have to make fun of it.""Actually I do, " I said. "I make fun of almost everything.

Insecurity, thy name is teenager.

It is much harder to lie to someone's face.But.It is also much harder to tell the truth to someone's face.

There is fact in every fiction and truth in every lie.

I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin

So I don't even get a chance to learn before I'm being judged.

I love depressing movies and depressing books.

For me, when I read a book, I'm very much about detail.

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion.

...some people aren't worth the trouble of being kind to, because they have neither the brains nor the power to make something for themselves out of your kindness.

The police belongs to the people and the people belong to the police.

I hate that man Obama more than any man I've ever met, more than any man who ever lived.