Variant: I was driven to drink by a woman. I am forever grateful, yet I never had the good manners to thank her.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

If you don't take the chance to live life, what can you say at the end of it?

A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone.

The truth is that everybody has a past and everybody has an ex.

The world must not only be interpreted, it must be transformed. Man ceases to be the slave and tool of his environment and converts himself into the architect of his own destiny.

I got Oedipus off the incest charge--technicality, of course--he didn't know it was his mother at the time.

All along the backwater, Through the rushes tall, Ducks are a-dabbling, Up tails all!

It's one of the nice things about this nation that when the Constitution is violated, if it affects you, you can bring a suit.

If it is true, as used to be said, that oversalting means the cook is in love, at least one cook at Le Cirque must be head over heels.

The best voice actors all have a live performance background. And are competent, fearless, incredibly creative actors.

Retain, even in opposition, your capacity for astonishment.