Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

Being kind is more important than being right.

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.

Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated.

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

Just remember that those who feel profoundly depressed are those whose happiness is likewise intense. What's so wrong with that?

Discipline creates ways for the lovers of it.

It is absolutely safe to say that if you meet somebody who claims not to believe in evolution, that person is ignorant, stupid or insane (or wicked, but I'd rather not consider that).

I see Earth! It is so beautiful.

Judy shook her head when she saw me the next day, dressed in the same clothes I had worn to work the day before. “We used to call that the walk of shame, ” she said.

I don't care what happens in 100 years. I won't be around.

We dont invent our natures. Theyre issued to us along with our lungs, our pancreas and everything else.

If 13 is unlucky, then 12 and 14 are guilty by association.

Integrity is your destiny-it is the light that guides your way.

I grew up in Columbus, Indiana, a kind of industrial and farmland place.