Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.

Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you.

My idea of fast food is a mallard.

The government is so out of control. It is so bloated and infested with fraud and deceit and corruption and abuse of power.

There will come a time when the gun owners of America, the law-abiding gun owners of America, will be the Rosa Parks and we will sit down on the front seat of the bus, case closed.

Where you have the most armed citizens in America, you have the lowest violent crime rate. Where you have the worst gun control, you have the highest crime rate.

I didn't invent the middle finger, but I perfected the use of it.

I'm Beginning To Wonder If It Would Have Been Best Had The South Won The Civil War.

I'm the gun guy, a loud guitar Dirty Harry with a ponytail.

Sometimes too much tolerance can kill you. If you are tolerant of people poisoning themselves to death they will drag you down. They will ruin your life by being intentional obstacles to your dreams.

Irena Sendler never thought of herself as a hero. She only did what she felt she must, and wished she could have done more.

With her mouth closed, her mind screamed.

Today I am pledging to cut the deficit we inherited in half by the end of my first term in office.

When I'm all alone, nobody else can say goodbye.

Rather to excite your judgment briefly than to inform it tediously.

Doctor told me I've got two weeks to live. I said: "Can I have the last week in July and the 1st week in August?"

Oh my gosh! I can't tell you the number of times people have put autotune on my voice, and I'm like, 'Please take it off!' You don't even sound human; it makes you sound like a robot!

I hate to see a guy who insults a girl or is bad with her. Immediately I think she would be better if she was with me.

Nothing crushes freedom as substantially as a tank.

Being a geek is extremely liberating