Venus can see at night without eyes.

No rich man is a patriot, no rich man is a friend. They have all only got one fatherland the Ritz-Carlton; and one friend the mistress they're promising to divorce their wives for.

If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves, there wouldn't be enough to go around.

A self-made man is one who believes in luck and sends his son to Oxford.

The waste, the insane freaks of these money men, the cynicism and egotism of their life... I'll show that they are not brilliant, not romantic, not delightful, not intelligent.

Creation of something out of nothing is the most primitive of human passions and the most optimistic

When people are collecting gold they aren't doing business. ... Gold is constipation: even bankruptcy is more fluid. Gold isn't wealth: positions in markets are wealth.

About myself - no. I'm unimportant, an observer, a wandering animal.

Charm is a cunning self-forgetfulness.

Gentlemen are overestimated, that is my experience.

Loneliness is a terrible blindness.

I'm one of those people who really wants to do everything. And if I had enough time, I really would.

Let me show you how it's done... Loser!

I feel like the Internet has really freed everything up to an extent, hasn't it? That radio maybe doesn't have quite the power that it had before.

People who have expertise just love to share it. That's human nature.

A liberal will cut off your leg so he can hand you a crutch.

If you splurge, do it on an item that's fun, because you'll feel good whenever you put it on.

A critic who uses new quotations is making important changes.

I grew up in a hippie commune so I have a real hippie part of me.

Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile.

I'll think, If this is his first punch, how are the others gonna feel? That's the only fear I have for myself