Venus de Milo's mother, who once said to Venus, You never call me. Can't you pick up a phone? Never got a dinner!

There is only one goal. That's to keep working and keep flossing.

When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.

Moses, who said to the children of Israel, Wear your galoshes; I never did this trick before. Never got a dinner!

Donald Trump's mother, who said, Donnie! Stop playing Monopoly and get in that barber's chair! Never got a dinner!

Amelia Earhart, who said, Stop looking for me; see if you can find my luggage! Never got a dinner!

Aladdin, who said to his wife, I know it's not a lamp, keep rubbing! Never got a dinner!

George W. Bush, who said to Pope John Paul II, Give us a visit, and bring the missus. Never got a dinner!

King Solomon, who said to his thousand wives, Who doesn't have a headache tonight? Never got a dinner!

Orville Wright said to his brother, "Wilbur, you were only in the air for 12 seconds. How could my luggage be in Cleveland?"

Jack the Ripper's mother, who said to Jack, How come I never see you with the same girl twice? Never got a dinner!

People come and go.

May my children and descendants know God and keep His ways.

I'm a Buddhist, so one of my biggest beliefs is, 'Everything changes, don't take it personally.'

Quotes are like cayenne pepper or some other strong spice: a little goes a long way, and too much is a disaster.

One can know nothing of giving aught that is worthy to give unless one also knows how to take.

You don't know how to get yourself out of that deep water until you're in the deep water.

Whoever one is, and wherever one is, one is always in the wrong if one is rude.

The Republican Party would be well-advised to get the heck out of people's bedrooms.

We never know which lives we influence, or when, or why. Not until the future eats the present, anyway. We know when it's too late.

At a certain point memory becomes a beach strewn with landmines, all life’s many losses buried in those sands.