Venus smiles not in a house of tears.

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.

The course of true love never did run smooth.

Better three hours too soon than a minute too late.

It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.

No legacy is so rich as honesty.

God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.

It is not in our stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.

The Eyes are the window to your soul

What a terrible era in which idiots govern the blind.

Hell is empty and all the devils are here.

Tonight I can write the saddest linesI loved her, and sometimes she loved me too.

Participate in your own dreams, don’t just say what you want or complain about what you don’t have.

What I really love about the Playboy bunny outfit, is it's all about a woman's silhouette.

Life itself is a haphazard, untidy, messy affair.

The Devil, having nothing else to do Went off to tempt my Lady Poltagrue. My Lady, tempted by a private whim, To his extreme annoyance, tempted him.

[Twitter] is not totally where I go anymore to sell myself as a concept, as a comedian, because it moves too fast.

A photograph is a moment when you press the button. It will never come back.

When I was real young I wanted to play baseball. I really loved playing center field, but that was never anything I was really ever that good at. I played up until I was in ninth grade.

Whatever the country, capitalist or socialist, man was everywhere crushed by technology, made a stranger to his own work, imprisoned, forced into stupidity.

After nearly 6,000 years of evidence on the subject, one thing stands clear: the people who end up as leaders in any organization, large or small, are often the craziest guys around.