Very few great goals actually go in.

Very few of us have any idea whatsoever of what life is like living in a goldfish bowl,except, of course, for those of us who are goldfish.

To be really happy, we must throw our hearts over the bar and hope that our bodies will follow.

Football needs its roots, it needs its connection with the supporters. But those in charge seem to think they can do without them.

If it stays as it is I can't see it altering.

Napoleon wanted his generals to be lucky. I don't think he would have worked with me.

It was nothing personal: if it had been, I would have left him on so he could have suffered like everyone else.

Carlos Tevez's English should be better than what it is

Footballers are no different from human beings.

The ambition of an England manager should be to become England manager.

Agents do nothing for the good of football. I'd like to see them lined up against a wall and machine-gunned ?some accountants and solicitors with them.

Consciousness and awareness are the sources of all possibilities and infinite creativity.

They were like people who run to meet, holding out their arms, but their aim is wrong; they pass each other and keep running.

You go to the ballet and you see girls dancing on their tiptoes. Why don't they just get taller girls?

Rock 'n roll was born in the South, man. It's like saying rock-rock.

I create this persona for the show. And that's what it is. I'm an act.

I always had ambition. I always knew I was going to go to college. I could party and do that stuff, but I always got straight A's and a 4.0 and all that.

It takes one person to give you a big chance.

It is generally much more shameful to lose a good reputation than never to have acquired it.

When many different voices send you in different directions, you can't listen to your own.

One should avoid carrying out an experiment requiring more than 10 per cent accuracy.