Very few people look the part and are it too.

Moralizing and morals are two entirely different things and are always found in entirely different people

Babies are such a nice way to start people.

I had, out of my sixty teachers, a scant half dozen who couldn't have been supplanted by phonographs.

The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.

It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.

Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.

The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance.

In all systems of theology, the devil figures as a male person.

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.

The Ultimate Answer to Life, The Universe and Everything is...42!

Flowers for me are just things to give to a beatiful woman.

It is when you start to have the interest of people in your heart that when you start to make a change.

1 is not prime, by definition. 2 is an unnatural prime, 4 is an unnatural prime, and 6 is an unnatural prime. All other natural primes cannot be unnatural primes.

I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't.

Songwriters are still the brightest people in any room.

Whatever there be of progress in life comes not through adaptation but through daring.

I have a really good life and I really like it.

Render any politician down and there's enough fat to fry an egg.

I prefer a God who once and for all impressed his will upon creation, to one who continually busied about modifying what he had already done.