Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

Seductive pull of the forest, an open canvas for trouble.

We should reach out to people to try to go after the fans the way other sports do. Because we can't just depend on the fact that it is a great game.

Normally, I stay away from politics - unless I'm going to run for president.

Any kind of novelty or excitement drives up dopamine in the brain, and dopamine is associated with romantic love.

The feeling of betrayal by the friend you trust

I dream of writing a book like LOVERS some day. It is so spare but so rich. It is history made intimate, and a masterpiece of compression.

A thirst for gold, The beggar's vice, which can but overwhelm The meanest hearts.

Fiction creating reality.

We don't have ways of resolving the arguments in idea meritocratic way.

Julie always tried to stand beside me, or talk to me, or in some other way mortify me.