Vice deceives us when dressed in the garb of virtue.

The dowry, not the wife, is the object of attraction.

Rare is the union of beauty and purity.

Give them bread and circuses and they will never revolt

A lucky man is rarer than a white crow.

The arrows are from her dowry.

The abject pleasure of an abject mind And hence so dear to poor weak woman kind. [Lat., Vindicta Nemo magis gaudet, quam femina.]

All wish to possess knowledge, but few, comparatively speaking, are willing to pay the price.

Pray for a healthy mind in a healthy body.

Quis costodiet ipsos custodies? (Who will watch the watchers?)

It is not easy for men to rise whose qualities are thwarted by poverty.

So far, we have only seen a glimpse of the human possibilities.

To find stability within the world, one must first find stability within.

I've never been jealous of another teammate. Sure, some guys are faster than I am, stronger than I am, but none of them have ever tried to steal the girl I love away from me.

Having the freedom to read and the freedom to choose is one of the best gifts my parents ever gave me.

If we have not enough in our religion . . . to share it with all the world, it is doomed here at home.

I like to be at home because I just travel so much. I have four dogs, golden retrievers.

I feel things in quite an intense way. I'm not actually the most intense person.

Determination doesn't make it easier, it makes it possible.

I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I nor the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom.

A bodybuilder is a sculptor who carries with him his own material.