Viceis a creature of such heejous mienthat th' more ye see it th' betther ye like it.

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.

A man's idea in a game of cards is war, cruel, devastating, and pitiless. A lady's idea of it is a combination of larceny, embezzlement and burglary.

A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.

The past always looks better than it was; it's only pleasant because it isn't here.

Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.

That is, no matther whether th' constitution follows th' flag or not, th' supreme coort follows th' iliction returns.

What is instinct? It is the natural tendency in one when filled with dismay to turn to his wife.

An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.

I niver knew a pollytician to go wrong ontil he's been contaminated by contact with a business man.

The human spirit is a magnificent entity. Just when we think we can stand no more, something significant touches our soul... and life goes on.

You can spread joyfulness in any place of bitterness.

With every calling comes the anointing you need to be able to stand firm in the situations that you will have to face

Mel exhaled. "Why are you forcing me into the voice-of-reason role? You know that never works out for us.

I think the most important thing is to start with something that fits perfectly. Don't worry about having it in five colors.

Spiritual process is not for the dead or the dying; it is for the living who want to become fully alive in all dimensions of life.

If you like my music, great, and if you don't, whatever. I'm going to keep making it either way.

It makes my makeup artist's life easier. [Plus] it makes my eyes look a little more open on TV, which is where I happen to work right now.

I am not from east or west not up from the ground or out of the ocean my place is placeless a trace of the traceless I belong to the beloved

Life's too short to hate.