Video is just one part of a marketing plan. It fits certain messages & people better than others.

The right people to start video blogging are those with a passion to tell a story.

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you?

I'll be your friend so long as you're not crap

Reality is like a fruitcake

Art is in love with luck, and luck with art.

Lying Ted, right? You know, lying Ted comes in with a bible held high. You know that, right? It's held high. He puts the bible down and then he starts lying all day long.

When you're actually filming, there are times when you get access to places you'd never get to see.

It's two o'clock in the morning, they're not going to get any nooky anyway, so this one guy and the guy with the t-shirt guy started sniffing the girls panties.

I didn't mean to be a songwriter; I just was writing for fun, you have all day to do it. I was homeless so that's all I had to do.

That was my gift . . . having the ability to put certain guys together that would create a chemistry and then letting them go; letting them play what they knew, and above it.

If I were to sign it now, I'd be committing forgery. I'd be putting my 1943 signature on a canvas painted in 1922.

Time punishes us by taking everything, but it also saves us - by taking everything