Videogames are a little more work and they're a little more stilted.

If DreamWorks and Disney need that name to sell the cartoon and get people in the seats, that's what they need. It's not fair, but there's plenty of other work for us to do.

I used to be kind of bitter and jealous as well, but I get it. It's business.

I started out with comedy in college, but had my major in Recreation Administration - which meant I wasn't going to get a real job - so I started doing a little standup.

Movies, obviously, are a little more lucrative. The initial paycheck is better.

I started doing stand-up in college.

Be different.. be yourself.

You know capitalism is this wonderful thing that motivates people, it causes wonderful inventions to be done. But in this area of diseases of the world at large, it's really let us down.

I find what I do for a living really funny. I mean, acting is kind of a hilarious thing for a grown man to call a job.

To write, you need to find what you love.

VisiCalc took 20 hours of work per week for some people and turned it out in 15 minutes and let them become much more creative.

Only in being productively active can man make sense of his life.

You have the ability to quickly change your patterns of thought, and eventually... your life experience.

The actors I admire, like Ben Kingsley or Daniel Day-Lewis, they totally reinvent themselves in every part. I hope I get a chance to do that.

How ridiculous it is to waste our lives experimenting with those things for which we already have the answers!

But thou, contracted to thine own bright eyes, Feed'st thy light's flame with self-substantial fuel, Making a famine where abundance lies, Thyself thy foe, to thy sweet self too cruel.