Vince Russo destroyed the Periodic Table as he only recognises the element of surprise.

I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit.

The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is.

Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Vince Russo has been there in which case the grass is most likely dead.

Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.

I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd.

Hulk Hogan, you may be a household word, but so is garbage, and it stinks when it gets old too.

Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane!

I like to take advantage of the simple-minded because I can.

Eventually, even a blind squirell will find an acorn.

Whoever had created humanity had left in a major design flaw.It was its tendency to bend at the knees.

Most governments in Latin America have failed to recognize the rights of indigenous people and their right to their own traditional territories.

The plague did not lead to Europe’s economic collapse. Rather, Europe’s currency-driven economic collapse led to the plague.

I dream of an art of balance, of quietness, something analogous to a good armchair.

I'm actually a great fan of lucidity.

We ain't never gonna lose this land.

But those words were only the middle of the story. There was a beginning here, too.

I like to think that the music is a mixture of personal experiences mixed with photography and movies.

My current works are abstracts cunningly disguised as landscapes. It is the Canadian way.

I just like to have fun.