Violence stinks no matter which side of it you're on. But now and then there's nothing left to do but hit the other person over the head with a frying pan.

Reality whistles a different tune underwater.

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.

Religion is not merely the opium of the masses, it's the cyanide.

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak.

The beet is the most intense of vegetables

Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.

It is better to be small, colorful, sexy, careless, and peaceful.

To achieve the impossible; it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.

We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves.

doubt and faith do not exist in the same person at the same time

I've reached the age where bruises are formed from failures within rather than accidents without.

We all go through life bristling at our external limitations, but the most difficult chains to break are inside us.

I feel it my bounden duty to not only replace displaced bones, but also teach others, so that the physical and spiritual may enjoy health, happiness and the full fruition of our earthly lives.

If you think you control things that are in the control of others, you will lament. You will be disturbed and you will blame both gods and men.

I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things.

Until you try, you don't know what you can't do.

I try to dream about peaceful things, beaches, that is what I cannot understand. Why are they chasing me?

I have opinions on everything. I'm a stubborn old mule. The biggest problem is keeping my mouth shut.

I used to get headaches in 3D movies, and I didn't want the movie to give people headaches.