Virtual reality has nothing on Calvin.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

Be yourself because you weren't born to be anyone else

We should tend our freedom wisely.

Knowing yourself as the awareness behind the voice is freedom.

People want to know everything, and so they put you in the limelight. Sometimes, I am not down to earth, and I think I am flying away from the outer realms of reality.

Hindsight is illuminating but not always what we want to see.

I have more money now than I know what to do with.

People say money ain't nothing; money is basically everything.

I was 11 when I started boxing. My brother was fighting before I did, and he got me into it.

The real test that I believe that God is love is that tragedies don't separate me from the conviction that God is love.

They say the chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. The chains you put around yourself now have enormous consequences as you go through life.