Virtue has its own reward but no sale at the box office.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.

I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.

Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.

Well, I'm always working on my comic strip and trying to, you know, keep cranking that out.

One important part of historical recording is to get people of another generation to understand the feelings, the passion that went into social transformation. That's why oral history is so valuable.

I would like to be interpreted as a liberal libertarian, like leave everybody alone and let them do their own thing.

I still have a reputation as an eccentric. But the fact is that audiences probably mix up my roles with me as a person.

No man or woman is an island. To exist just for yourself is meaningless. You can achieve the most satisfaction when you feel related to some greater purpose in life, something greater than yourself.

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

The capitalist system of coordination by trade seems to be largely populated by indigestible lumps of socialism called corporations

Love, we are a small pond.

In the first place, [his eyes] never laughed when he laughed. Have you ever noticed this peculiarity some people have? It is either the sign of an evil nature or of a profound and lasting sorrow.

Grand Thoughts that never can be wearied out, Showing the unreality of Time.