Virtue in a woman is like pepper in the soup. A little makes for a nice seasoning. Butoverdo it, and no one wants very much of you.

There are some experiences in life they haven't invented the right words for.

Women. You'll interpret anything as love. You see a man wearing an idiotic expression, and you assume he's been struck by Cupid's arrow when in reality, he's digesting a bad turnip.

I love you, Marks. My heart is completely and utterly yours. And unfortunately for you, the rest of me comes with it.

It's the perfect solution. We argue all the time. We can't stand each other. It's like we're already married.

Was this some new level of depravity? Had he developed a spinster fetish?

You’re far too prickly tempered to be a mistress. You’re far better suited as a wife.

They (mothers-in-law) never leave when they say they will. When my mother-in-law visits, the mice throw themselves at the cat, begging to be eaten.

Win told me that one isn’t improved by being at the top of the mountain, one is improved by the climb.

You seem to think you have a choice, " Cam said. "But you have it backwards. Love chooses you. The shadow moves as the sun commands.

It's a house. No more and no less. There isn't a structure on earth that could last forever. But a family goes on."-Leo

I was transformed the dayMy ego shattered, And all the superficial, materialThings that matteredTo me before, Suddenly ceasedTo matter.

A soul of hospitality and a heart of humanity is a house of love, peace, freedom, liberty and justice.

Eternal virtues like perseverance is what should be our focus and not miracles.

My ethical values prevent me from investing in the stock market.

First appearance deceives many.

Maybe from now on puppets can do the parts

Me and normal have never really been on speaking terms.

I've always wanted to land a 1080, it's been a beast of a burden for me.

You don't know what mental telepathy exists from the human to the animal.

I have never been the stereotypical figure skater.