Visiting Saturn sounds like a lot of fun but you will die!

Blanket statements are always stupid. NO EXCEPTIONS!

During a heat wave every dude stinks.

It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.

Bird Poop in the mouth is always a surprise.

Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.

Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that's a great way to lose weight.

The good thing about living like me is everywhere you go is a step up.

At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote.

Failure is not an option. It just happens all the time. Like, all the time.

Theres nothing to fear but fears themselves, such as monsters, rejection, food poisoning, redundancy, monsters, and oxford commas.

God’s Word is a map you can safely follow as you travel through life.

Vulnerability of all the emotions is the one that is most often mistaken for weakness. In reality however the opposite is true

Science literacy is an important part of what it is to be an informed citizen of society.

To look in the eyes of the one you live with & see true love is indeed the purest of pleasures

Music is the social act of communication among people, a gesture of friendship, the strongest there is.

Magic touches people in the way great art does. It lets them see the world with new eyes.

Remember her hair in the morning before it was pinned, black, rampant, savage with loveliness. As if she slept in perpetual storm.

The ability to suffer is a small matter - weak women and even slaves can acheive virtuosity in that.

When you come across someone colorful and vibrant maybe in the present it isn't so interesting, but, in the past, it sheds a wonderful light onto living life.

Golf is a game of endless failure and frustration.