Vitality is a woman is a blind fury of creation.

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds, cannot change anything.

Two things define you: Your patience when you have nothing and your attitude when you have everything.

Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

Write your Sad times in Sand, Write your Good times in Stone.

Islam is the best religion and Muslims are the worst followers

Nigeria has divided itself into PDP and APC.The PDP is to go on making mistakes while APC is to prevent mistakes from being corrected.

The burden of sin leads you to the need of a savior

The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills.

It is weird. A lot of people try to ask me political questions. Im not a politician.

I prefer my prose evocative rather than simply effective, with a bit of poetry to it.

People who can write a book usually do.

Life is a matter of choices, and every choice you make makes you.

If you've only got one day to live, come see the Toronto Maple Leafs. It'll seem like forever.

Everybody in the South loves the one closeted homosexual who's married. It's just too funny to not have in a movie about the South. It's an epidemic. You gotta represent!