[Vladimir] Lenin died in January, 1924; three months later [Joseph] Stalin expounded in writing Lenin's conception of the proletarian revolution.

If you cannot convince a Fascist, acquaint his head with the pavement.

Tell me anyway--Maybe I can find the truth by comparing the lies.

Our planet is being turned into a filthy and evil-smelling imperialist barrack.

Everyone has a right to be stupid, but Comrade MacDonald abuses the privilege.

Religions are illogical primitive ignorance. There is nothing as ridiculous and tragic as a religious government.

There are no absolute rules of conduct, either in peace or war. Everything depends on circumstances.

Communism needs democracy like the human body needs oxygen.

Life is beautiful. Let the future generations cleanse it of all evil, oppression, and violence, and enjoy it to the full.

Abusive language and swearing are a legacy of slavery, humiliation, and disrespect for human dignity, one’s own and that of other people.

Bureaucracy and social harmony are inversely proportional to each other.

You think us fairies don’t understand sarcasm? We invented sarcasm.

I dislike Communism because it is undemocratic, and capitalism because it favors exploitation.

You can't base your life on the past or the present. You have to tell me about your future.

The phrases and language used everyday in an organization can in fact affect the way your team makes decisions and conducts themselves.

Hollywood is a small, familial place. Everyone does business with everybody else. The same complications occur in investment banking.

Make a strong commitment to reach your full potential as a human being.

The only thing worse than quoting me, is not quoting me

It is infinitely safer to know that the man at the top has his doubts, as you and I have ours, yet has the courage to move ahead in spite of these doubts.

Judaism for me is a sensibility of collective self-questioning and uncomfortable truth-telling. I feel a debt of responsibility to this past. It is why I am Jewish.

The way to be a bore is to say everything.