Voldemort the corn snake with the shoe fetish. Wonderful.

No bikinis on a first date.” He nods. “I’m sure that’s a rule. Or should be. For my sisters anyway.

I guess I like things that take time and attention. More worthwhile that way.

This is Sailor Supergirl, ” George says. “She knows all about black holes.

Right. Because if you have trouble putting ketchup and mustard on a hot dog, you should totally move on to saving lives.

When I turn back to Jase, he’s again beaming at me. “You’re nice.” He sounds pleased, as if he hadn’t expected this aspect of my personality.

Your ma's dating?" Tim looks shocked. "I thought she pretty much confined herself to a vibrator and the shower nozzle since your dad screwed her over.

I cannot help but wonder if any parents ever actually schedule in adolescent drama on their day planners. Looks like a slow week, Sarah. I guess I can pencil in your eating disorder.

I know that there's a god because I was able to survive everything that I've been through - all of the tough times - and I'm still at the top of my game.

Alcoholics are mostly disappointed men.

God shapes the world by prayer.

Secret of life is to go through something harrowing that doesnt kill you...and to love one woman for the rest of your life.

I don't think anything has been set in stone yet.

It's always better if you're next door. Ideas come up at the oddest times. They don't always come up in a conference call.

In fact everything can become a sort of meditation, because in everything there are two dimensions - just as there are in the first breath: the outer and the inner.

The government is currently experiencing withdrawal symptoms, and we musn't feed the habit by injecting more tax dollars into it.

Earnestness alone makes life eternity.