Volleyball is a Jewish sport. It's fun, and nobody can get hurt.

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer.

Actually, I have only two things to worry about now: afterlife and reincarnation.

In heaven, you get right through. In hell, they put you on hold.

How do you tell your mother that you feel you're getting... old? If I'm... old, then what is she?

Do you want to live in a world where a man lies about calories?

When friends ask for a second cup they are open to conversation.

the first thing I did when I made the decision to kill myself was to stop dieting. Let them dig a wider hole.

A drunken but exceedingly depressed German clown from Munich entertained the public.

You must dare greatly, to receive the grace for greatness.

Many Christian leaders are willing to give up some of the teachings of the Bible in order to harmonize Christianity with the other religions.

I always take a relationship to the next level. If that works out, I take it to the next level after that, until I finally reach that level when it becomes absolutely necessary for me to leave.

After age twelve, birthdays should be as private as hernia surgery.

Valuation is vague and arbitrary, when there is no assurance that it will be generally acquiesced in by others.

We could live offa the fatta the lan'.

People have accepted the media's idea of what feminism is, but that doesn't mean that it's right or true or real. Feminism is not monolithic. Within feminism, there is an array of opinions.

As an actor, being in a relationship you have this opportunity to have something really exceptional, because you don't have a regimented schedule or lifestyle.

I think the big evolutionary step for me is directing my own movies.