Vote for war allowed war only after all else failed.

You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.

Don't tell me what you value. Show me your budget and I'll tell you what you value.

I do not believe that we have a right to tell other people, women, that they can't control their bodies.

No Ordinary American Cares About Their Constitutional Rights

A lucky person gets up in the morning, puts both feet on the floor, knows what they're about to do and thinks it still matters.

Failure at some point in your life is inevitable, but giving up is unforgivable.

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society, for nothing suffocates the promise of America more than unbounded cynicism and indifference.

Most liberals think of civil liberties as their Achilles heel. It isn't.

If we do everything right, if we do it with absolute certainty, there's still a 30% chance we're going to get it wrong.

America's leaders have to find a way to work together, rise to the challenge, and come up with solutions as bold and visionary as the people of this nation.

What helps me go forward is that I stay receptive; I feel that anything can happen.

With most of the people you just communicate you don't have to talk.

I don't have any style.

New Year's resolution: To refrain from saying witty, unkind things, unless they are really witty and irreparably damaging.

A new survey found that 12 percent of parents punish their kids by banning social networking sites. The other 88 percent punish their kids by joining social networking sites.

Yes, yes I am ill. I go in for the kill. Hoes is my sons, birth control, I am on the pill

It's hard for me to take myself too seriously when I'm constantly experiencing firsthand what an incredible gimp I can be.

Time, motion and wine cause sleep.

(Because being assaulted with maxi pads is a great way to win friends and influence people.)

We hope the day will soon come when every girl will be a member of a great Union of Unmarried Women, pledged to refuse an offer ofmarriage from any man who is not an advocate of their emancipation.