Vulgarity begins when imagination succumbs to the explicit.

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children.

Middle age is youth without levity, and age without decay.

I love to laugh.It's the only way to live. Enjoy each day-it's not coming back again!

I have found that when you are deeply troubled, there are things you get from the silent devoted companionship of a dog that you can get from no other source.

Gratitude is riches. Complaint is poverty.

Vulgarity begins when imagination succumbs to the explicit

If it's true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that most women are animal lovers.

For every dollar spent on spaying and neutering now, $17 is saved and can be used for other community projects. We work with the animals and the people who love them.

Killing an animal to make a coat is sin. It wasn't meant to be, and we have no right to do it.

I've never met an animal I didn't like, and I can't say the same thing about people.

War between free-will and predestination makes the idea of time travel is still too difficult to digest.

Are you in any pain? (Ariana Skyee)Only my heart. (Cal Remus)

Every barber thinks everybody needs a haircut.

Trying to get an agent is like standing in line to be picked for kickball. Pick me! Pick me! ...Dang, last again.

I do a lot of laughing at my own self in life, so I think I come at things with a pretty easygoing view.

Sin is lack of conformity to the moral law of God, either in act, disposition, or state

Religious experiences are real and common, whether or not God exists, and these experiences often make people whole and at peace.

[People] earn extra money [in prison] selling contraband, dope, and things of that sort to the inmates, and so that really it's an exploiter.

The most common trait I have found in all successful people is that they have conquered the temptation to give up.

When teaching a rapidly changing technology, perspective is more important than content.