Vulgarity is a necessary part of a complete author's equipment; and the clown is sometimes the best part of the circus.

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds, cannot change anything.

Two things define you: Your patience when you have nothing and your attitude when you have everything.

Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

Write your Sad times in Sand, Write your Good times in Stone.

Islam is the best religion and Muslims are the worst followers

Life is too short to waste time on books that end badly

Reject evil. Choose the good.

The sheeted dead Did squeak and gibber in the streets of Rome.

I did 12 years with nuns, you know. So I came out of it going, like, 'I think Jesus is all right.' The rest of it I think stinks to the high heavens.

If appearances are deceitful, then they do not deserve any confidence when they assert what appears to them to be true.

Other acting opportunities had come along, but nothing that was tantalizing enough to me to step away from what I found most interesting.

Marriage is a linchpin in many womens lives, but many other things can create a satisfying life. I adore my career. It stretches every physical, emotional, and intellectual muscle I have.

I'm just getting to know myself. I'm no wherwhere near to being concise about it yet. I can't define myself. Wait a minute - I'm angry, I'm funny and I'm trying.

Love the process and you’ll love what the process produces.

You're saying the gods don't have free will." "The power to make mistakes," Penny said. "Only we have that. Mortals