WITCH, n. (1) Any ugly and repulsive old woman, in a wicked league with the devil. (2) A beautiful and attractive young woman, in wickedness a league beyond the devil.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

[A] quotation is a handy thing to have about, saving one the trouble of thinking for oneself, always a laborious business.")

Wonderful things are possible when you dream big and use your imagination.

Perfection is a stick with which to beat the possible.

Go for it. It will make a great story.

He who has never been deceived by a lie does not know the meaning of bliss.

You can hide so much behind theatrics, and I don't need to do that any more.

Personally, I like films that make me a little bit uncomfortable because I think you're uncomfortable when something is real.

The thing I like about acting is being able to lose yourself completely in someone else.

And one of the elders of the city , said , speak to us of good and evil. And he answered : You are good in countless ways , and you are not evil when you are not good .

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