Wagner is the Puccini of music.

Get up from that piano. You hurtin' its feelings.

I had intended to have gone into Africa incognito. But the fact that a white man, even an American, was about to enter Africa was soon known all over Zanzibar.

The Europeans and Americans residing in the town of Zanzibar are either Government officials, independent merchants, or agents for a few great mercantile houses in Europe and America.

My contributions were many: First clown director, with witty sayings and flashily dressed, now called master of ceremonies.

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear.

What shocks me is that so many people leave care and become homeless, and when you're homeless you get into crime, prostitution and drugs, and it is a vicious circle. That's what we need to change.

I'll never get a part in a huge action blockbuster.

You make a life out of what you have, not what you're missing.

Arbor Day is not like other holidays. Each of those reposes on the past, while Arbor Day proposes for the future.

Moral outrage is the most powerful motivating force in politics.

If all the people who were called "crazy" started acting "normal", we'd probably still be living in caves.

The world needs great inspires, who will encourage every living soul to reach their highest potential. You can be one.

Paths are many, Truth is ONE!

A foolish mind would not raise an eyebrow when things are done diff erently in a foreign culture. An educated mind would try to understand the meaning of it all.

A genius is a grown-up that did not grow up.

Nothing is irreparable in politics.

Build a rocket ship and leave the earth!

My body parts are all I have left now that are only mine - the world owns everything else.

Flappers sounds like where waitresses go after they're too old to work at Hooters.

Sometimes speech is no more than a device for saying nothing - and a neater one than silence.