Wait, do they even know I'm coming with you?" "No. But they like surprises. Almost always.

We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant

Doors are for people with no imagination.

I love you all, even those I don’t particularly like. That’s you, Beryl.

I'm sophisticated, charming, suave, and debonair, Professor. But I have never claimed to be civilized.

Kindness suits you." "Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it.

The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven." "Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil

Well, for future reference, this is my serious face.

Plans are invitation to disappointment.

I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.

Are you sulking?” “Me? No. I don’t sulk.” “You sound like you’re sulking.” “I’m just waiting for the violent urges to subside.

Sweetheart, I’m telling you, you love someone like that, you love them the right way, and no time would be enough. Doesn’t matter if you had thirty years, ” she tells me. “It wouldn’t be enough.

An optimist and a gentleman, I like that in my men.

Thanksgiving is probably my favorite holiday - it's a day that's American to the core and it's a day that's all about what and how we eat.

I think you're going to see a number of Democrats that do want to see us grapple with spending.

You'll get my assault weapon when you pry it out of my curious six-year-old's cold dead hands.

A good golf course makes you want to play so badly that you hardly have the time to change your shoes.

If you're not networking, you're not networking.

Be wise to-day; 't is madness to defer.

My inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves.

It's certain there are trout somewhere - And maybe I shall take a trout - but I do not seem to care.