Wait'll next year! is the favorite cry of baseball fans, football fans, hockey fans, and gardeners.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

It is better to be the weird one than the one people say negative things about.

The first 90 minutes of the match are the most important.

The ending is always a surprise.

My guitars, Cadillacs, and hillbilly music Is the only thing that keeps me hanging on.

I've no wish to appear in celebrity magazines.

Success isnt permanent & failure isnt fatal.

How working for the wrong motives poisons our creativity and warps our ideas of success and failure.

I'm for moral blackmail when it comes to putting away child molesters.

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost.

Until you can't do, you can always do more.