Waiters are like hookers, never around when you want them.

Women should be all dressed in white like all the other domestic appliances.

Forget what others whisper in your ears. Most of that is pure rubbish that obstructs the view to what really is important. Always make your own decisions. That is what makes us human.

Anyone who doesn't speak English isn't worth speaking to

If you say 'Good Morning' in America and it's five past twelve you end up with a lawsuit.

If you're going to take the attitude, I don't think it will work, you will never do anything.

I'd rather get to the 70-year-old guy who's got plenty of cash.

You have to hope that your opponents are unlucky. Never only rely on your own luck.

Don't forget I started looking at China a long time before any of those races happened. I always thought go east, not west.

[Donald] Trump would want to cosy up to him for sure, and he'd be right to do that. Which would be good for the world.

I have earned the money and changed the nappies!

She was damaged because she had no one, and he was damaged because neither did he.

This, then, is what counts: a lightning reaction which has no further need of conscious observation. In this respect at least the pupil makes himself independent of all conscious purpose.

I have a social life. But I don't discuss it.

I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!

He that lacks time to mourn, lacks time to mend: Eternity mourns that. 'Tis an ill cure For life's worst ills to have no time to feel them.

The gift of an image is that it provides a place to watch your soul.

I chose to stay with tennis and they didn't understand that at the school.

Waste today, want tomorrow.

Eighteen is a terrible age, and while I walked around with the conviction that I was somehow more grown-up than my classmates, the truth was that I had merely found a different way of being young.

Everything changes when there is a real customer yelling at you from the other end of the phone.