Waiting is one of life’s hardships.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

Being creative, joyful, happy, and beloved are the ultimate purposes of a profound life.

Boredom slays more of existence than war.

My anger with the US was not at first, that they had used that weapon - although that anger came later.

How do you play Hannibal Lector? Well just don't move. Scare people by being still.

There is no good war.

The most heinous and the most cruel crimes of which history has record have been committed under the cover of religion or equally noble motives.

... every dog is allowed one bite.

China is referred to as the 'dragon' and India as an 'elephant'. But we are not an elephant, we are a 'beehive'.

Every man may be observed to have a certain strain of lamentation, some peculiar theme of complaint on which he dwells in his moments of dejection.

In my hood, I was always with the older guys, but I like everybody's music.