Waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was.

Those outside of autism need to understand this is an epidemic and we need more government funding, insurance coverage and education reform.

I usually have my protein at lunch and my carbs at night - I don't mix protein and carbs.

My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.

If you give us a safe vaccine, we'll use it. It shouldn't be polio versus autism.

Hope is the greatest thing for moms of autism. Hope is what gets us out of bed in the morning. I'm on a mission to tell parents that there is a way.

Almost everyone has or will experience getting dumped in their lifetime. Unless, of course, you're a nun. Jesus can't dump nuns.

I figured out something spiritual. Billboard this: 'Life is supposed to be fun!'

I can't even begin to tell you how many casting couches I was attacked on. Not just by casting people, but by stars.

I'm the comedic girl next door and a lot of fun.

I have my once-a-month nachos, but it's soy cheese and turkey chili on it, so it's somewhat safe. But it's still a big vice for me, because I have a big bowl of it.

To find love, joy and peace for the humanity, let us promise to build a peace loving and a kind family.

When he studied, it was not so much for a promotion as to EXCEL at his job.

It is much safer to obey than to rule.

Mankind's suffering belongs to all men.

I've never said I'm immortal. I do believe in correct language. I'm eternal; I'm not immortal.

People who like quotes love meaningless generalizations

God to me is the universe unfolding.

I worship the God that is Truth or Truth which is God through the service of these millions.

Anything feasible and potentially effective should be explored.

But even labeling a site as astronomical is an improvement, since it partially sidesteps the old stereotype of Indians being primitive and ignorant savages.