Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump.

I wouldn't support Limp Bizkit being on some snuff backyard brawling, fighting contest.

My life. The life I'm living that's where all my inspiration comes from. Real life experiences.

I'm 38 years old and Limp Bizkit is just something I do. If I was a painter, it would just be a type of painting I make.

I loved the Cure and Bauhaus and the Smiths. The people in my town weren't privy to that kind of music and I got abused. I discovered the microphone to get out some of that angst.

When Wes came back to Limp Bizkit, we really wanted to do something different. We wanted to make a core record that we didn't care who liked or who disliked.

One of the things that was confusing about Limp Bizkit to some people is that our tastes were very different.

There's some people who are not understanding what Limp Bizkit is about. But, then again, who am I to tell people what they can use art for or how they can interpret it?

The future is easy because it doesn’t exist; but the past is painful because it lives forever.

Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale.

Limp Bizkit Ice Cream would taste like the sweetest pair of panties in the world. It would taste like sushi. Sushi or panties.

To have faith in God, you must also have faith in His timing....

I have yet to figure out whether it is I am that am crazy, or the world.

My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.

Because cap and trade is enforced through the selling and trading of permits, it actually perpetuates the pollution it is supposed to eliminate.

You are able to come from openness and softness in an instant.

I am ready to defend my convictions even unto death. I have followed the Sacred Scriptures and the holy doctors.

And some places you been before are so great that you don't ever mind going back. Some places you been before you don't ever want to go back, you know, like Montreal in the Winter.

He was one of the many toads you have to go through to find the prince.

Make your melodies simple enough so that the average person can hum them.

The whole race is a poet that writes down / The eccentric propositions of its fate.