War and drink are the two things man is never too poor to buy. His wife and children may be shoeless

Religion is the masterpiece of the art of animal training, for it trains people as to how they shall think.

Step out of the crowd of average people. Enter that game and change the values on the scoreboard.

The truly free man is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse.

Now I believe I can hear the philosophers protesting that it can only be misery to live in folly, illusion, deception and ignorance, but it isn't -it's human.

My birthday was Monday, now I finally get to go home and enjoy it with some Burger King. Here I come baby! Burger King! Burger King!

It's cool that people like what I do, but I don't work for the audience.

Here in America, people come out to see what they've known you to do. In England it's like everyone comes out to tell you exactly how well they think you're doing.

Roll the weed up Somebody turn the beat up While I continue to spit relax and kick yo feet up Mac game so cold make yo nose runny Mac game so cold takin' hoes money

After playing Chopin, I feel as if I had been weeping over sins that I had never committed and mourning over tragedies that were not my own.

An Old World revolution is only a movement around a motionless center; it never breaks out of the circle. Firm in the center is belief in Authority.