War is much too serious a thing to be left to military men.

Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.

Espresso is to Italy, what champagne is to France.

A woman will sometimes forgive the man who tries to seduce her, but never the man who misses an opportunity when offered.

Society is divided into two classes: the shearers and the shorn. We should always be with the former against the latter.

Never speak ill of yourself, your friends will always say enough on that subject.

What clever man has ever needed to commit a crime? Crime is the last resort of political half-wits.

Since the masses are always eager to believe something, for their benefit nothing is so easy to arrange as facts.

I found there a country with thirty-two religions and only one sauce.

The art of putting the right men in the right places is first in the science of government; but that of finding places for the discontented is the most difficult.

Only a man who has loved a woman of genius can appreciate what happiness there is in loving a fool.

Love is the fragrance of a rose we call humankind.

Any time a stipulation on love is present, unconditional love is not.

Years of misguided teaching have resulted in the destruction of the best in our society, in our cultures and in the environment.

I think that in the end, a talk show is a very different animal.

Gratitude is looking on the brighter side of the life, even if it means hurting your eyes.

He knew all the answers. Everybody did. Everybody knew everything and everybody knew all the answers. It was just that the enemy seemed to know better ones.

The family is more sacred than the state.

Unless there is meaning, there is no solution.

A lot of fights in my life have been avoided through confidence and demeanor, so that's pretty masculine also.

I always compare human beings to animals. It's a nice way to figure out who they are.