War is when the government tells you who the bad guy is. Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.

A Penny Saved is a Penny Earned.

Well done is better than well said.

The doorstep to the temple of wisdom is a knowledge of our own ignorance.

You can do anything you set your mind to.

Never leave that till tomorrow which you can do today.

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.

Beware of little expenses. A small leak will sink a great ship.

By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.

If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some.

Women are books, and men the readers be.

Work is meant to create a desired outcome. If your work is not creating the dream, what are you working on?

Being apart was wrong. Simply lying side by side did more for a relationship than words. A warm bed, a nest of animal intimacy. Words could be misunderstood, whereas loving companionship bred trust.

lonely, vaguely pedophilic swing set seeks the butts of children

She resisted the urge to run, only prey ran [and] Niko had no intention on becoming prey

And frankly, when I made that record, hit songs were not what I was trying to achieve.

Even the idea of a fart makes me laugh. Saying the word 'fart' makes me laugh. I have iFart on my phone. I have remote whoopee cushions. Farts. To me, there's nothing funnier.

Most of my subject matter was all kind of, like, party stuff, jewelry and cars. It was really just, you know, shallow.

As an Oklahoma quarterback, you learn to perform under pressure.

I started singing when I was a teenager. I always wanted to write songs; I just didn't understand how someone could sing without writing their own songs.

I was surrounded by sisters. My childhood was all women.