Warm-hearted! I should think he has to wear asbestos vests!

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

There is no surer foundation for a beautiful friendship than a mutual taste in literature.

It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine.

I always advise people never to give advice.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror.

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.

As we grow older and realize more clearly the limitations of human happiness, we come to see that the only real and abiding pleasure in life is to give pleasure to other people.

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

Every time I annoy him he retreats into his No Mundanes Allowed tree house." Simon pointed at Jace.

You're nobody's rainbow. You're nobody's princess. You're nobody's doorway but your own, and the only one who gets to tell you how your story ends is you.

Memories are powerful that way. They can bring a person back to another place and time and make them laugh or cry all over again.

They will not love me, you say? When have they ever loved me? How can I lose something I have never owned? - Stannis

Generally you don't initiate the projects - they're designed and you're inserted. Your material is edited by somebody. You feel a lack of power over your work.

I found that I really enjoy helping people. I enjoy getting to know people and helping them in whatever endeavor they're trying to commit to.

A bowler can make or break a chap.

Isn't it curious that narrow-minded people are often the most thickheaded?

You don't know me. Don't ever think you know me. The only things you know about me are the things you made me do, and that illustrates your character, not mine.