Wars are often waged not because of what we believe, but because of the things we want others to believe.

Unwinds didn't go out with a bang-they didn't even go out with a whimper. they went out with the silence of a candle flame pinched between two fingers.

The Bill of Life was signed, the Unwind Accord went into effect, and the war was over. Everyone was so happy to end the war, no one cared about the consequences

Fight, flight, and screw up royaly.

Small victories are bet­ter than none.

I'd rather be partly great than entirely useless.

Once in a while our school has half days, and the teachers spend the afternoon 'in service,' which I think must be a group therapy for having to deal with us.

(Why did they call them sneakers if it was so hard to sneak in them?)

People would cheer throw confetti and then go about breaking the resolutions they had made only moments before.

I think all mothers are alike, regardless of cultural background, when it comes to illogical cleaning.

It's called loitering, which is like littering with human beings as the trash.

I can also speak to small woodland creatures, ” he grins at me.

If you carry a sword, you obey the sword, not the other way round. Nobody can hold a weapon and keep their hands clear of blood at the same time.

As an actor, particularly in theatre, you're trying to get jobs on TV; but you're also losing jobs in theatre to people who are on television.

And don't put a rose in my hand. Put a slim-jim in it. Send me to heaven with a slim-jim!

If you fall in love with a country and its people, that makes any country warm to you.

It's amazing. I can do anything. And do it well. Any good thing, I can do it. That's why I am who I am, yes, because God loves me and I'm amazed at it. I'm grateful for it.

I still sing. I don't know if I'm going to sing on 'Glee' or 'New Normal.

As for editorial content, that's the stuff you separate the ads with.

Never too late to learn a language. And the good literature to come with it.

Anytime you adopt a new system you change work flow and so people have to change, to some degree change the way in which they do things.