Was... That a "you've been a clever boy" kiss? Or... Uh...

Truth is stranger than fiction because lies are much more convincing but the truth always comes out no matter how long it takes.

Nothing can be more perfect in my world than the imperfection it must match.

I don't really like lies. I prefer to tell the truth whenever possible. It's much easier to keep track of.

...the law which is never to be broken is never required.

Patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings.

Only the French, I guess, really use tenor and alto to any great extent in the orchestra

To me programming is more than an important practical art. It is also a gigantic undertaking in the foundations of knowledge.

I find when I'm overly concerned about what I eat, I stress out my body and put on weight.

One should never lose hope. Homosexuality can strike any straight man at any age.

[Humility is:] Greatness in plain clothes