Was he, after all, really a bad man doing a brilliant impersonation of an idiot? It was hard to tell. The connections between stupidity and malice were so tangled and so dense.

If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)

The worst scientist is he who is not an artist; the worst artist is he who is no scientist.

It isn't the ups and downs that make life difficult; it's the jerks.

Liberalism is the transformation of mankind into cattle.

I don't really have any limitations for what I want to do, as an actor.

Sow seed--but let no tyrant reap; Find wealth--let no imposter heap; Weave robes--let not the idle wear; Forge arms--in your defence to bear.

Our strategy [at Chelsea] is to bring up our own players through the academy, which we have invested a lot in, and hope it gives results

States Rights died at Appomattox.

The trouble with remakes is that people fall in love with the original. It's like peanut butter. If you try to change the taste of peanut butter, you're in trouble.

I didn't know what some of the stuff on Astral Weeks was about until years later.