Was it animal pee or human pee? Someone asked. How would I know? What, am I an expert in the study of pee?

Some tourists think Amsterdam is a city of sin, but in truth it is a city of freedom. And in freedom, most people find sin.

Amsterdam is like the rings of a tree: It gets older as you get closer to the center.

I feel like crying, so I must be crying, but it's impossible to tell because I'm underwater.

...And in freedom, most people find sin.

So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk, thinking that if people were rain, I was drizzle and she was a hurricane.

A taste so profound and complex that it can't even be compared to other tastes, only to emotions. Cheesy waffles, I was thinking, tastes like love without the fear of love's dissolution.

My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations.

The only way out of the labyrinth of suffering is to forgive.

All those paper people living in their paper houses, burning the future to stay warm.

I would always love Alaska Young, my crooked neighbor, with all my crooked heart.

People can say crap. They can think whatever they want, but you control how you feel about it.

horses: dangerous on both ends and crafty in the middle

Sometimes I'm happy when he's gone, but I'm always happy when he returns. -Clare

It's better to have a pocket full of regrets than to never have lived.

Each of our acts makes a statement as to our purpose.

There is a higher court than courts of justice and that is the court of conscience. It supercedes all other courts.

I am interested in circulating past iconography in the present in order to get to the future.

Once I started getting multiple days off in a row, it was a long year for me. That had never happened, and everybody knew I didn't like it.

When you want to change your circumstances, you must first change your thinking.

I do believe in happy-ever-after.