Was it my conspicuousness that distressed me? Not at all. It was merely that I was not beautifully conspicuous but uglily conspicuous - it makes all the difference in the world.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Everything can be taken from you in a second, but the human spirit is so strong. War can teach you so much about evil, and so much about good.

What is with these guys? Where's the thrill in watching snakes eat?I certainly didn't thrill in watching humans eat.

The greatest good you can do for another is not just share your riches, but to reveal to him his own.

You look disappointed to see me, Zach," Macey teased. "Don't you like my jacket?

When it's time for the flowers to bloom, they'll bloom.When it's time for spring to come, it'll come.

I think that at its best you just have to respect each arena for what they can do well.

I've never had a cup of coffee in my life. I can't even remain in the same room with coffee.

Ideas about life organize perception; names of emotions organize sensations; rules of syntax organize thought. But pain comes on its own.

Comedy unites, it doesn't divide!

The art of being sick is not the same as the art of getting well.