Was that amazing?” she demanded. “That was amazing,” I agreed. It’s hard to pull off a romantic kiss when you’re both drenched in muck, but we gave it our best shot.

Being a hero doesn’t mean you’re invincible. It just means that you’re brave enough to stand up and do what’s needed.

I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts" - Leo Valdez

I try very hard to be annoying. Don’t insult my ability to annoy.

"We're staying together," he promised. "You're not getting away from me. Never again."

Narcissus turned and scowled at Leo. “Who are you?” “I’m the Super-sized McShizzle, man!” Leo said. “I’m Leo Valdez, bad boy supreme. And the ladies love a bad boy.

This is Leo. I'm the... What's my title? Am I like, admiral, or captain, or..." "Repair boy." "Very funny, Piper.

Survive first. Figure out crayon drawing of destiny later.

You must forge your own path for it to mean anything.

Leo: Rainbows. Very macho. Annabeth: Butch is our best equestrian, he gets along great with the pegasi. Leo: Rainbows, ponies... Butch: I'm gonna toss you off this chariot.

It's always hard to wrap up a series. The longer I spend with the characters, the more they become like friends.

When you make a world tolerable for yourself you make a world tolerable for others.

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.

Each man must for himself alone decide what is right and what is wrong which course is patriotic and which isn't. You cannot shirk this and be a man.

We are women. We are a subject people who have inherited an alien culture.

Let the mountains talk, let the river run. Once more, and forever.

I'm bipolar, but I'm not crazy, and I never was. I'm stark raving sane.

Nothingness not being nothing, nothingness being emptiness.

I care deeply about journalism, but we need to be a business.

Young man, the secret of my success is that an early age I discovered that I was not God.

I am sure that all complaints regarding me were initiated from Ukraine.