Was the Buddha married? His wife would say, "Are you just going to sit around like that all day?"

When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.

Nice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is.

I'm very loyal in a relationship. Any relationship. When I go out with my mom, I don't look at other moms and go, "I wonder what her macaroni and cheese tastes like."

My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.

They should put expiration dates on clothing so we men will know when they go out of style.

Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive.

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

I play basketball on Sundays and I'm a very spiritual guy; I read a lot of Eastern philosophy and I meditate.

Women need to know that not all guys are going to hurt them the way that the guy did before they started dating me. I know guys I wouldn't go out with.

I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over.

But who ever yet was offered a secret and declined it? Who at least ever declined a love secret? What sister could do so?

True leaders live their values everywhere, not just in the workplace.

No connection to the average voter - Clinton has an air of superiority. Despite her wide smile and pleasant appearance, she is envisioned as someone who is trying to hide something all the time.

We are always afraid to start something that we want to make very good, true, and serious.

Let us first of all frugality in government-peace and freedom we will have as a bonus.

Virtue is insufficient temptation.

Kings play the fool, and the people suffer for it.

Only he who accepts clashes and conflicts in life, loves life.

#3 pencils and quadrille pads.(when asked what CAD tools he used to design the Cray I supercomputer )

Judge nothing, you will be happy. Forgive everything, you will be happier. Love everything, you will be happiest.