Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.

Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.

My life needs editing.

People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.

I've arranged with my executor to be buried in Chicago. Because when I die, I want to still remain active politically.

When Obama ran, he said, We can change the world! The world: can you change it back?!

There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.

A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.

Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel, how unfeeling you have been today, every time you take a breath, you make a flower happy.

The fact is that you can't have a good relationship with a girl who hasn't settled things with her father.

One thing about being narrow-minded: you'll never be lonely.

Not everything that's small is insignificant.

I wonder Why we make huge revolutions and then the result is zero of hopes, freedom or even to find the food !

I've worked very hard in this book to keep the lines of communication open. I don't want to turn someone away from this information for partisan political reasons.

I think the harder you work, the more luck you have.

It is also the pardonable vanity of lonely people everywhere to assume that they have no counterparts.

There is a higher court than courts of justice and that is the court of conscience. It supercedes all other courts.

An older sister is a friend and defender - a listener, conspirator, a counsellor and a sharer of delights. And sorrows too.

Cardinal Arithmetics is much older than Number Theory. People used to exchange things way before there were numbers. Expressing numbers like 762 is already a sign of a very advanced civilization.

I've only had good experiences with actors. Starring next to them and directing them, for the most part they're all inspiring, special people.

Meditation is the way we realize the nature of the mind.